
Toronto Star
- "Hi, I'm calling on behalf of the Toronto Star, we're offering weekend subscriptions for the low price of..."
- "Umm, yeah thanks, I don't read"
- "Oh ... ok, well, goodbye"
- "bye"
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Heh nice, but I'm still a bigger asshole.
Telemarketer: Hello, I'm selling some shit you don't want and I really-
Me hanging up: *click*
Phone rings again.
Telemarketer: Hello Mr Haymond? Hi, as I was saying I'm selling some shit you don't want-
Me hanging up: *click*
Phone rings again.
Telemarketer: Hello Mr Haymond? There seems to be something wrong with your connection-
Me: No, that's just me hanging up on you. *click*
Phone rings again.
Telemarketer: Hello, Mr Haymond?
Me: What part of me hanging up on you don't you understand? *click*
This was the highlight of my month. Although the line about not reading has very good dry wit.
by deaner at May 3, 2005 08:34 AM
that's fuckin crazy man. I can't believe he kept calling back!
suits you fine tho, you spamming bastard.